If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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