Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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