STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
