im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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