Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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