You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Help. Why am I so naked?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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