New low: just hacked my moms facebook
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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