about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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