you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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