im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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