i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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