the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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