I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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