where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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