Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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