no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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