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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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