Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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