he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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