oh god the rape fog is back!
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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