if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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