Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Buhtt sex?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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