i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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