gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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