spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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