if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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