my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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