so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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