Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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