what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
