I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
And then my night got REAL pukey
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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