If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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