Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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