Plan B is the new Plan A
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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