There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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