am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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