so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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