Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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