Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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