she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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