Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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