I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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