Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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