alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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