so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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