Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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