Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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