and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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