Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
