What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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