i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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