She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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