What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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